Game

You are on an iceberg in the middle of an ocean made of pickle juice. The wind is blowing and it smells of sea kelp and vinegar. You are shivering. A flock of fish jump by singing The Beatles. 

A whirlpool begins to form in the ocean swallowing everything in site. The wicked witch of the west comes out to you riding a dolphin. She gives you two options:

You can be swallowed by the whirlpool.

Or 

You can be turned into a frog.

You don’t decide in time and are swallowed into the green swirling whirlpool. This whirlpool transports you to an underwater colony. Chris Harrison is waiting there for you with 12 eligible bachelors for you to choose from. You can choose to either:

Live happily in the underwater colony with a half mermaid/half man.

Or 

Return to the surface with a permanent pickle juice stench.

You choose to be engaged to the merman. He gives you a conch shell to listen to the sounds of the sky. Do you retreat back to your new home in a sunken spaceship?